Everything about this movie is boring and bad. The characters? Bad. The acting? Bad. The music? Bad. The plot? Bad. Mads Mikkelsen’s character was the only one who did anything interesting or cool. I did not give a single solitary shit about any of the other characters. Hugh Dancy was also there and he did nothing but look like Jon Snow but smaller. Keira Knightley wore two leather straps for a top. The main character, Arthur, is literally the most boring excuse for a protagonist I could ever imagine. He expressed almost no emotion and absolutely no personality at all. Literally, what was the point of anything that happened in this movie?? Why was there an extended director’s cut??? Who cares??? Bye!
by Johnson J. Smellme